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diff --git a/+dashboard.el b/+dashboard.el index 5962679..a751684 100644 --- a/+dashboard.el +++ b/+dashboard.el @@ -5,7 +5,18 @@ "Welcome to Emacs" "M-x M-x" "nnngh *humps* get pregnant!!!" - "tetris, a therapist, web browser, music player... oh and a text editor if youre into that.")) + "tetris, a therapist, web browser, music player... oh and a text editor if youre into that." + "wranglin' emacs" + "wranglin' gnu" + "teco? i hardly know 'er" + "teco? thats a bad joke" + "you can do that in emacs" + "pig destroyer" + "billions will abudabi" + "billions will die" + "evil is cringe - dustmite" + "free as in freedom" + "i extract carbon packets out of sun foam")) (defun my/dashboard-random-message () (nth (random (length dashboard-messages)) dashboard-messages)) |