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authorMagdalena Szweda <roughlynamed@disroot.org>2026-09-18 20:01:57 +0200
committerMagdalena Szweda <hi@roughlynamed.net>2026-09-21 19:05:12 +0200
commit376841ef8ee82afcfcdbfe95d196931c0b5c931e (patch)
tree7174f178136a03a8443fc6bcb214d4c0e44c12be /+dashboard.el
parent8ee08f6c356d6aaf5ea9f9e644c126a683ca948f (diff)
so so much stuff
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"Welcome to Emacs"
"M-x M-x"
"nnngh *humps* get pregnant!!!"
- "tetris, a therapist, web browser, music player... oh and a text editor if youre into that."))
+ "tetris, a therapist, web browser, music player... oh and a text editor if youre into that."
+ "wranglin' emacs"
+ "wranglin' gnu"
+ "teco? i hardly know 'er"
+ "teco? thats a bad joke"
+ "you can do that in emacs"
+ "pig destroyer"
+ "billions will abudabi"
+ "billions will die"
+ "evil is cringe - dustmite"
+ "free as in freedom"
+ "i extract carbon packets out of sun foam"))
(defun my/dashboard-random-message ()
(nth (random (length dashboard-messages))
dashboard-messages))